In the interest of fairness one must always get down to the facts and this is especially true when attempting any sort of side by side comparison. This stricture must apply — if one proceeds with scrupulous intent — even when faced with an odious determination; which kind of scum at the bottom of the barrel is less noisome? Which breed of dog’s feces would you most (or least) like to wipe from your shoe?
Thus it is left to you dear reader to draw your own conclusions, but wouldn’t Thailand be better off without either?
|Drew Noyes||Kenneth Ng|
|Likes them young||Likes them a little too young|
|Lures Filipinas with false promises||Repels students with boring lectures|
|Pretends to be a lawyer||Pretends to be an educator|
|Has been served with a restraining order||Has difficulty ordering lunch|
|History of legal troubles||History of “bedroom troubles”|
|Jumps into photos with famous people||Famous for jumpy photos|
|Andrew Drummond’s whipping boy||Everybody’s whipping boy|
|Has a website with self-aggrandizing drivel||Has a website with sock-puppets|
|Claims to have royal awards||May have eaten at Burger King|
|Used to run a bar in Pattaya||Is mad at a bar in Bangkok|
|Most devoted fan is himself||Most devoted fan is a conspiracy theorist|
|Picks fights with his critics||Picks up Thai girls at temples|
|Originally from North Carolina||Resembles the former leader of North Korea|
This makes a new low mark for humanity. Well, no, for Thai go-go bar owners who are, as a rule, sub-human to start with, possessing a Neanderthal intelligence and the moral fiber of a sea slug.
A little background is in order for the unwashed… Tagged.com is a second-tier social networking site, but with a redeeming feature, namely their Pets game. To succeed, as a rule, you have to cheat, so this space set up a few fake profiles using random hot-sexy-nasty images of Asian babes, and fake profile data including designating Thailand as the profile country.
Fast forward to today when multiple accounts began getting “Friend requests” from a profile belonging to a user called “Electrice B”. (Would love to give you a link, but after being reported, no doubt within mere minutes by numerous users, the account was marked as Cancelled.)
But the precaution was taken to screenshot that profile…
Yahoo accounts are, of course, the hallmark of a First Class Operation. Don’t you just love the feeling of trust and legitimacy that inspires?
Meanwhile, bop on over to the Club Electric Blue website, specifically their contact page (http://www.clubelectricblue.com/contact.htm) — oh boy! More Yahoo accounts! Can the ever-expanding respect for such a high-class operation possibly be contained?
Take a moment, won’t you, to use all of those email links and let them know what royal pieces of shit the owners of that bar and their webmaster really are? Maybe pick up the phone, give them a ring, and let them know just how you feel?
And if you happen to be in Patpong, please go no closer to Club Electric Blue than it take to throw a dead cat through their window.
This space can only hope that their scattershot approach also happened to piss off the daughters of a few well-placed Thais and we can garner the lulz of a major shit-storm in the coming weeks.