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Would You Buy A Used Domain From Drew Noyes?

20 April 2012 Leave a comment

Domain speculation is a fine thing; invest 5 or 10 dollars a year in hopes that the value of your domain will skyrocket and you can cash out with a nice profit. Of course there are many things that can poison a domain, especially if it was formerly owned by unsavory persons engaged in problematic practices. There are a lot of factors involved in determining the value of a domain. This post is one of them; the internet never forgets.

Fear not, each of these links below takes you not to a server owned by Drew Noyes but to a respected third-party domain information service called DomainTools. This space wouldn’t send you to a server that wasn’t the most reassuring… most Drummonded… never mind.

This first group of Drew Noyes domains at least pretends to have something to do with his day-to-day life in Pattaya. Or at least the life he pretends to have in Pattaya.

But here Drew Noyes begins to lose a bit of contact with reality. If the allegations are true and should a certain type of shenanigans be tried on with the wrong Russian… Of course the fact that half of them are spelled wrong in Cyrillic could make an aggressor laugh too hard to do any harm. (Note to Drew Noyes: will help you with your homework.)
(Паттайятаиланд.com or Pattaya Thailand)
(Паттайятайланд.com or Pattaya Thailand)
(Русскаяпаттайятаиланд.com or Russian Pattaya Thailand)
(Русскаяпаттайятайланд.com or Russian Pattaya Thailand)

And not neglecting our friends in northern Asia who probably wish to be mostly reassured, mostly…
(리케이션.net Korean for Application)
(企业应用.net Chinese for Enterprise Applications)
(タイ王国パッタヤー.com Japanese for Pattaya Thailand)
(コンピュータアプリケーション.com Japanese for Computer Applications)

Then — in for a penny, in for a pound — why not go ahead and name-squat the domain for the political party that can only get itself elected in Chonburi because (and we will stop there and just invite you to click this link for the Phalang Chon Party on Wikipedia then look at the names and do your homework. It will help to know this, too).

(Note to Drew Noyes: There are people who buy and sell small-time operators a hundred times a day… They don’t ask; they take. They don’t warn; they act.)
(พรรคพลังชล.com Thai for Phalang Chon Party)

And finally, because Thailand is a place where you reinvent yourself (and doesn’t a bolus of dung reinvent itself as soil in a manner of speaking?)

If you, dear reader, find more domains that belong to the most-Drummonded American to ever talk himself up in Thailand, please drop them into the comments section.

Edit: 21 April 2012 – It seems Andrew Drummond was “sucked” into the Drew Noyes domain zeitgeist at about the same time.


Drew Noyes vs. Kenneth Ng

7 April 2012 2 comments

In the interest of fairness one must always get down to the facts and this is especially true when attempting any sort of side by side comparison. This stricture must apply — if one proceeds with scrupulous intent — even when faced with an odious determination; which kind of scum at the bottom of the barrel is less noisome? Which breed of dog’s feces would you most (or least) like to wipe from your shoe?

Thus it is left to you dear reader to draw your own conclusions, but wouldn’t Thailand be better off without either?

Drew Noyes Kenneth Ng
Likes them young Likes them a little too young
Lures Filipinas with false promises Repels students with boring lectures
Pretends to be a lawyer Pretends to be an educator
Has been served with a restraining order Has difficulty ordering lunch
History of legal troubles History of “bedroom troubles”
Jumps into photos with famous people Famous for jumpy photos
Andrew Drummond’s whipping boy Everybody’s whipping boy
Has a website with self-aggrandizing drivel Has a website with sock-puppets
Claims to have royal awards May have eaten at Burger King
Used to run a bar in Pattaya Is mad at a bar in Bangkok
Most devoted fan is himself Most devoted fan is a conspiracy theorist
Picks fights with his critics Picks up Thai girls at temples
Originally from North Carolina Resembles the former leader of North Korea