In the interest of fairness one must always get down to the facts and this is especially true when attempting any sort of side by side comparison. This stricture must apply — if one proceeds with scrupulous intent — even when faced with an odious determination; which kind of scum at the bottom of the barrel is less noisome? Which breed of dog’s feces would you most (or least) like to wipe from your shoe?
Thus it is left to you dear reader to draw your own conclusions, but wouldn’t Thailand be better off without either?
|Drew Noyes||Kenneth Ng|
|Likes them young||Likes them a little too young|
|Lures Filipinas with false promises||Repels students with boring lectures|
|Pretends to be a lawyer||Pretends to be an educator|
|Has been served with a restraining order||Has difficulty ordering lunch|
|History of legal troubles||History of “bedroom troubles”|
|Jumps into photos with famous people||Famous for jumpy photos|
|Andrew Drummond’s whipping boy||Everybody’s whipping boy|
|Has a website with self-aggrandizing drivel||Has a website with sock-puppets|
|Claims to have royal awards||May have eaten at Burger King|
|Used to run a bar in Pattaya||Is mad at a bar in Bangkok|
|Most devoted fan is himself||Most devoted fan is a conspiracy theorist|
|Picks fights with his critics||Picks up Thai girls at temples|
|Originally from North Carolina||Resembles the former leader of North Korea|